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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:26
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is there any concrete proof that LED face masks actually work?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Terraforming Mars Might Actually Work and Scientists Now Have a Plan to Try It - ZME Science
No go.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
If You Can Perform These 5 Moves at 60, Your Body’s Decades Younger - Eat This Not That
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Something Deep in Our Galaxy Is Pulsing Every 44 Minutes. No One Knows Why. - AOL.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
No way
Chinese EV Makers Pull Away From Tesla With Sales Gains - Barron's
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
How can someone living alone in their own apartment reduce the cost of their electric bills?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors